The Official Website of Gab Bonesso

Gab Bonesso Named Pittsburgh’s Best Comedian by the
Pittsburgh City Paper Reader’s Poll.

“She’s the real deal and fucking hilarious.” - Richard Lewis

“the hardest working woman in show business.” - DVE Morning Show

07 July 2010 ~ 0 Comments

“Let’s Put on a Show, Kids!”

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The Tough Guy What? You think your special? You think I should pay to watch you tell jokes? What? Your parents didn’t give you no attention? You probably would take your shirt off if I asked you to? You make me sick. Performers. Give me a break. You are a bunch of pathetic, attention-seeking WHORES. [...]

02 July 2010 ~ 4 Comments

New Depression Treatment

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Krumping – is a type of street dance popularized in the United States that is characterized by free, expressive, exaggerated, and highly energetic movement involving the arms, head, legs, chest, and feet. The root word “Krump” is a backronym for Kingdom Radically Uplifted Mighty Praise. The youths who started krumping saw the dance as a [...]

30 June 2010 ~ 4 Comments

Furries, I mean “Anthropomorphists”.

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It’s official… I hate Furries. Seriously. I. HATE. THEM. Last Friday night, I performed (well, “performed” would strongly suggest that I actually did my art which was not the case) in the Typewriter Girls: The Typewriter Girls Gone Furry show at Future Tenant Art Gallery on Penn Avenue in dahn tahn P-Burgh. Mistake #1 – [...]

25 June 2010 ~ 2 Comments

Chicago Show -Three weeks away!!!!

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Okay. Listen up. Listen the f*@k up! I have a show in Chicago in three weeks. You hear me? Three goddamn weeks! I know you don’t live in Chicago. Well, you do. As do you. But the rest of yinz don’t… Which is why I am asking you to PLEASE invite any friends or relatives [...]