Hey Everybody! Guess what?!! I was voted 2010 Best Comedian by the readers of Pittsburgh Magazine! Crazy, huh? Anyway, they are having this BIG PARTY to celebrate on Thursday, September 16th from 5:30PM – 8:30PM on the Gateway Clipper Cruise. Tickets are little pricey… $45. BUT… It includes a meal. I think. Also, it DEFINITELY [...]
The Tough Guy What? You think your special? You think I should pay to watch you tell jokes? What? Your parents didn’t give you no attention? You probably would take your shirt off if I asked you to? You make me sick. Performers. Give me a break. You are a bunch of pathetic, attention-seeking WHORES. [...]
Okay. Listen up. Listen the f*@k up! I have a show in Chicago in three weeks. You hear me? Three goddamn weeks! I know you don’t live in Chicago. Well, you do. As do you. But the rest of yinz don’t… Which is why I am asking you to PLEASE invite any friends or relatives [...]
Hey everyone – Free comedy show at the Brillobox tonight. The only reason it’s free is because I’m too lazy to work the door. True story. In other news… I have a big, big, BIG show this coming Friday at Bricolage Theater (937 Liberty Avenue – between the abortion clinic and the abandoned porn shop. [...]
