who Michael Chabon would base a character on…YOU know what I mean, don’t you? Anyway, I know what I mean. If I were a Michael Chabon character I would have a Republican Crush on his Michael Chabon character (he being the Republican). The end. “The Gab”
Dear Readers Friends, If there is ever anything that I can give to you please let it be this: When you are purchasing ANYTHING from the Breakfast Menu at McDonalds please remember that apathy is never your friend. If they tell you that the McGriddle is going to be 7 minutes and you don’t want [...]
about consumerism. I joke about Baby Gap and William Sonoma Jr. and Pottery Barn Teen, but this shit: http://www.nytimes.com/2007/11/29/technology/29techtoys.html_r=1&hp&oref=slogin !!!!!!!! Come the fuck on! Really? The New York Times: SAN FRANCISCO, Nov. 28 — Cellphones, laptops, digital cameras and MP3 music players are among the hottest gift items this year. For preschoolers. Toy makers and [...]
Hey there, you crazy kids! I wanted to take some time to plug my upcoming show at The Brillobox on December 11th. It’s called, “Gab Bonesso’s Fucked Up Christmas Show” and it is going to star a multitude of some of Pgh’s wackiest comedians. I am inviting a plethora of local comics…People I work with [...]
