Archive | April, 2008

30 April 2008 ~ 1 Comment

Paula Abdul is Losing Her Shit…For Real This Time!

This (to me) was one of the best things that I have EVER seen on American Idol.  We all know that Paula is a drunk, but this was priceless: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AdL_wjdq_8&feature=bz301 Enjoy!

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29 April 2008 ~ 2 Comments

Fan Letter

This is an email that I received from a fan of the blog:  Dear Gab, Thank you for writing your blog because it is the best in the burgh!  I like how you never talk about anything important.  You are my favorite blogger because you never use complex sentence structure.  I am 12 and my [...]

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28 April 2008 ~ 0 Comments

What the Falk?

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So this morning I was watching some crappy news program and they showed footage of Peter Falk “having a meltdown”.  Have you seen this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO95a8fEeZU  Okay, first of all…He’s not”melting down”.  He is just an old guy who doesn’t want to be bothered by the paparazzi.  What’s wrong with that?  I hate the media for [...]

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25 April 2008 ~ 3 Comments

“Your Friend Had an Accident. He’s DEAD!”

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That is my favorite line from the movie Throw Mama From the Train.  After Anne Ramsay delivers that line, Danny Devito keeps repeating, “My friend.  My friend, Larry.  My friend”.  To which Mama (Anne Ramsay) says, “My friend, my friend…Clean up the body before he stinks up the place!”  FUN-E.  Why am I sharing dialogue [...]

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