Archive | February, 2009
THE OSCARS – A PROPER REVIEW IN TWO PARTS
Top Story Stop what you are doing and follow this link and vote for me to compete at Carolines On Broadway in the March Madness Comedy Contest. Please. Pretty please. With sugar and meth on top! Seriously, you bitches FAILED me with the LOGO contest (What? A girl starts dating Joe Biden and suddenly all the [...]
AN UNEXPECTED SURPRISE
This past Friday at approximately 12:30AM I arrived at my front door to find this note: Below the note, wrapped in swaddling clothing, I found this: Naturally, I opened the front door and asked my mom, “Where in the piss is [...]
VIDEO BLOGGING – WHERE DO I SEE MYSELF IN TEN MONTHS?
Hello everyone. I have been offered an once in a lifetime opportunity to spend the next 2 years living in a space probe on Saturn and video-blogging for NASA. I know, I know. It came as a shock to my mother too. I didn’t want to tell anyone that I had applied for the position [...]
