Archive | April, 2009
AMERICAN IDOL – RAT PACK NIGHT (Preview)
Look. I don’t give a shit what anyone sings! Except of course for Adam. Rat Pack night! Great. Now I’m going to be forced to hear Danny Gokey (a.k.a. Dead Wifey. Sorry Gerri.) warble out Dean Martin’s “Return to Me” as an ode to his DEAD WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kris will inevitably Jack Johnson-up “It Had [...]
ADAM LAMBERT KICKS ASS ON AMERICAN IDOL AND DOK HARRIS STOPS BY THE BRILLOBOX
Adam Lambert, once again, prevails as the best singer on American Crap. However, Born Again Christian Nightmare: Kris Allen is starting to grow on my pro-abortion ass. For real. He sang a great song from the movie “Once” last night and really did a nice job. In my opinion, the Top Three will be Adam, [...]
