On my way to therapy yesterday, I spotted a PT Cruiser belonging to one, Mister “Spangles the Clown”. That’s right. Spangles the Clown. Pittsburgh’s ONLY Patriotic clown. Notice that his back window reads : Never Forget 9-11-01. How could we with clown cars like yours constantly reminding us, Spangles?!!! What kind of asshole parent hires [...]
Ty Burrell, star of ABC’s Modern Family, has easily become my favorite comedic performer working on television today. He is unbelievably brilliant! Please. Do yourself a favor and check out every episode of Modern Family. It is my favorite show on television right now. I must admit it has replaced 30 Rock for the top [...]
Sometimes I believe that it can be detrimental to be too gushing with praise. Like, if I were to describe something as, I don’t know, “the best play ever” then you may think to yourself, “really? best play ever? Bonesso must be manic again.” and completely dismiss my statement. However, if I were to describe [...]
Big, big show this coming Saturday, you guys. It’s called, “Lunatics On Parade” and it is NOT SPONSORED BY THE PITTSBURGH CULTURAL TRUST. The show is taking place at The Cultural Trust’s Cabaret Theater on Saturday, November 7th at 10 PM. Once again, this show is NOT SPONSORED BY THE CULTURAL TRUST. The show will [...]
