what are you doing on saturday?
Posted on November 5, 2009
Filed Under Pittsburgh, Pop Culture, UPCOMING SHOWS, comedy, video | 5 Comments
Big, big show this coming Saturday, you guys. It’s called, “Lunatics On Parade” and it is NOT SPONSORED BY THE PITTSBURGH CULTURAL TRUST. The show is taking place at The Cultural Trust’s Cabaret Theater on Saturday, November 7th at 10 PM. Once again, this show is NOT SPONSORED BY THE CULTURAL TRUST. The show will feature Pittsburgh’s very best in Alternative Comedy including: co-headliner John McIntire (MACYAPPER ) who is easily Pittsburgh’s PREMIERE POLITICAL COMEDIAN, Stoopid (stoopid on Facebook) who is easily Pittsburgh’s PREMIERE GAY COMEDIAN and Susie Meister (WIKIPEDIA DEFINITION OF SUSIE MEISTER) who is easily Pittsburgh’s PREMIERE FORMER MTV ROAD RULES STAR COMEDIAN. Just to reiterate the point, this show is NOT SPONSORED BY THE CULTURAL TRUST despite that the show is taking place in the Cultural District in a building owned by the Cultural Trust. Capice?
stranger
Hey Gab? Why aren’t you a “premiere” comedian of Pittsburgh?
gab
what in the fuck did you say to me?
stranger
you heard me.
gab
no. i didn’t.
stranger
you suck.
(suddenly, gab’s mom enters the scene)
gab’s mom
baby. who are you talking to?
gab
i don’t know. he’s a stranger.
gab’s mom
what did i tell you about talking to strangers?
gab
i can’t remember.
(the end)
Did I ever tell you guys about my new toy that Stoopid (see above) bought me? Check it:
It may seem strange, I know. Being that I’m a grown ass woman and all, but… Here is some context:
Time to go now…
Two last items to note:
- Check out the new Robinson Township Market District Giant Eagle. They sell beer!!!!!
- Check out Bricolage’s “Neighborhood 3: Requisition of Doom” (full review on Saturday).
Fondly,
the Gab
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You’re the “premier” lunatic who will “premiere” on Saturday night.
much thanks, boo boo. much thanks.
Lunatics on parade?
Whatever. I hope Zeke can handle it. You know what Zeke CAN’T handle?
The Seattle Car Show. That’s right! I was there one Ms. Gaby Hoffman! We were by the futuristic 2020 Suburu Station wagons(they’re going to be hovercrafts, btw!) and people kept saying things to her like: I.L.Y.S.M! Or Y.W.G.I.S.I.S!
People really loved her lingo in that Sleepless movie!
Smell ya later “lunatic”! Gaby and I are off to do signings of VHS copies of “Now and Then” at the Half-Price books in Walla Walla!
this has been a selection from edward albee’s “the play about the gab”
i have a present for you.
Hang in there, Stace. It takes years of performing to smell like Pepto and bongwater (not the band). I’m reminded of something the social scientist, Lou Dobbs once said to a group of garment workers, “How come Latino comedians always punctuate their punchlines with bug eyes? I mean, seriously. Lopez, Inglesias, all of the greats.”