spangles the clown
Posted on November 24, 2009
Filed Under Ask the Audience, Epiphany | 3 Comments

On my way to therapy yesterday, I spotted a PT Cruiser belonging to one, Mister “Spangles the Clown”. That’s right. Spangles the Clown. Pittsburgh’s ONLY Patriotic clown.
Notice that his back window reads : Never Forget 9-11-01.
How could we with clown cars like yours constantly reminding us, Spangles?!!!
What kind of asshole parent hires this douche for their kid’s birthday party?!! Seriously?!! I mean, nothing says, “Happy Birthday Five Year Old” like a big ol’ reminder that 4000 Americans died!!!!
I will never understand this mixed-up, crazy World…
In other news…
Here is a picture of a leaf and some turkeys. Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!


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I’m not on your list of people you like… I’m callin spangles!!!
NO! NOT SPANGLES!!!! He’ll NEVER let me forget!!!! (Fixing mistake now, Mr. Mullen. I don’t know what I was smoking! Well, yeah, yeah I do…).
As a former Senator, I forced my staff to find me a Spangles the bear Beanie Baby because it was the most rare of Beanies.
I then had my priest bless it. And I never paid my staff back for it.
Sarah & I are going to kick butt in ‘12! (with Spangles help natch!)