Chicago Show -Three weeks away!!!!
Okay. Listen up. Listen the f*@k up! I have a show in Chicago in three weeks. You hear me? Three goddamn weeks! I know you don’t live in Chicago. Well, you do. As do you. But the rest of yinz don’t… Which is why I am asking you to PLEASE invite any friends or relatives or former co-workers or former drug dealers or old foster moms or old foster kids who didn’t quite “work out” living in your home because in order for it to “work out” they needed to not steal singles from your purse for cigs… Anyway, if you know ANYONE living in CHICAGO who might be interested in absurdly-honest comedy that can be very high energy and theatrical then PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE ask them to attend my show (details included on the above poster). Thank you.
In other news… How the hell was Robert in the bottom three on So You Think You Can Dance?!!!! I never cease to be amazed by your lack of bad taste, America (the Gab types as she listens to Katy Perry’s “California Girls” while sipping a Starbucks latte and eating Kraft dinner). Here is Robert dancing with one of my favorite All-Stars Courtney:
Come on! He can dance. And he’s SMOKING!!!!!!! Vote for his ass!
Finally -
Phineas and I are co-hosting a “Furry” show tonight for the fabulous Typewriter Girls at Future Tenant Art Gallery on Liberty Avenue (one block dahn from Bricolage and the abortion clinic). Tickets are $10.
Good luck in chi town! im here now wish i could be here for your show! im sure youll kill em!
Thanks Coles!!!! It’s always good to hear from you, brother. You need to check out a show in the Burgh. I can hook you up with tickets… Just let me know. Although, I may insist that you play parking lot soccer with me after the show. Have fun in Chicago!!!!