This Chick is Wack…
http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/08085/867800-100.stm
My hair stylist has never shot me. Thank God. I have complained about the way that he’s cut my hair, but he never once tried to hurt me. If he did, however, I would totally fight back. If I complained about the way that he cut my hair and then he shot me in the lower back I would have kicked his ass. I know that it’s hard to fight with a bullet lodged in your back (I’ve partied in the Hill), but you have to do what you have to do. You can’t let your freaking stylist shoot you!
Thank you for your time.

Are we talking about your current stylist or your previous stylist? Because I’ll bet that your previous stylist wanted to shoot you many times, but then he knew he wouldn’t be able to resist calling you the next day to see how you’re gunshot wound was “working out”.
The only “Hill” you’ve ever partied on, White Girl was Squirrel Hill.
High Five!